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This Aries Season Will Not be Like the Others
An eclipse season featuring Chiron and a chaotic Mercury Retrograde will have us missing Pisces before he even leaves. Things may get uncomfortable.
Mar 21
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Venus Moves into Pisces and Gives us all a Fucking Break
Relax! Our planet of art and beauty is welcome and exalted in the house of dreams, devotion, and compassion; amidst chaos, she's here to remind us that…
Mar 14
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The Dangerous Emotional Intensity of March
March 10th kick starts a dynamic lunar cycle as Mars and Uranus form an aspect of upheaval and accidents, and the new moon in Pisces threatens to make…
Mar 7
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February 2024
A Rare Triple Cazimi in Pisces
Saturn and Mercury are closing out their cycles in a fiery conjunction this week, and the hidden misery of our status quo might burn up with them.
Feb 29
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A Pisces Sun and Virgo Moon Play Tug of War with our Psyche
This week's heightened emotions will slosh out of us in unpredictable ways, but as always, Virgo has a solution.
Feb 21
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Mars and Venus Join Pluto in Aquarius
As the collective waits for all (possible) hell to break loose, the dramatics get louder, walls crumble, and something fascinating may be revealed.
Feb 16
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Horoscopes for the New Moon in Aquarius
Uranus and Pluto are helping this moon to shake things up, so get ready to blaze trails, whether you like it or not.
Feb 9
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The Hidden Truth of a Waning Scorpio Moon
We are in desperate need of a re-boot, but the Scorpio moon needs us to acknowledge the ugliness of the present before we can reach the enlightenment of…
Feb 2
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January 2024
Horoscopes for the January Full Moon in Leo
Amplified individual passion leads to drama and collective creation when fiery Leo shines a light on our deep desires...
Jan 26
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A Pluto Cazimi Ushers in The Age of Aquarius
If you've been thinking, "Gosh, the world isn't weird or uncomfortable enough," then THIS is the planetary transit for you.
Jan 19
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Horoscopes for the January new moon in Capricorn
Dot the T's, cross the I's, and get to work already
Jan 12
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Capricorn takes over our stars like a BOSS
Hard work and a dedication to the long game will make January '24 sexy as hell
Jan 10
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