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The Re-election of Christopher Fuck as the Mayor Pants

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These sweet pants are pleated and ankle length with an elastic waist and drop crotch - as well as egregiously long named. Based on a completely satirical fantasy film trailer, Christopher Fuck rules this realm with an iron hand and perfectly pleated, flowy trousers, thankyouverymuch.


  • 100% Polyester
  • Pleated
  • Ankle Length
  • Side Pockets