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What's Your Fucking Sign?

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Thumb through this straightforward astrology tome to discover why Aquarius is such an asshole, Cancer is a goddamn crybaby, and Sagittarius such an annoying fucking optimist. This book is full of useful tips on hooking up with particular signs and/or dealing with conflict without resorting to murder...and we're looking at you, Aries. A must have for people with light zodiac interests and heavy trucker mouths. 

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • 170 page hardcover, 6"x9" 
  • Authored by Gemini Amelia Wood
  • Helpful hints for hooking up with different signs (which is what we all want, let's be real)

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